The MaSheen App: Charlie Sheen's 'Mind in Your Pocket'
Charlie Sheen, who was reportedly dumped by girlfriend Bree Olson over the weekend, may be down one “goddess,” but he has something else to celebrate: his newly launched iPhone app.
Called “The MaSheen,” the application’s description says it puts “the mind of Charlie Sheen in your pocket.” Fire it up and get quotes, advice and videos, all from the “rock star from Mars.”
Compared to other apps sold in the iTunes store, Sheen’s $2.99 price tag is on the pricey side. But the “winning” actor apparently thinks it’s worth it.
Soon after The MaSheen’s launch last week, he tweeted, “great news, world; my new app is finally up and running. it’s epic! #MaSheen the others are ALL FAKE! this one I designed. your welcome. c.”
In a welcome message inside the application, Sheen says, “You, dear patron, are the coolest human EVER for making this purchase. Face it, if this beauty were 10 bucks you’d have still grabbed it. …It is, in fact, the deal of the century.”
Warlock wannabes who want more of Sheen’s wisdom can tap a “Mind Torpedoes” section of the app to unlock Sheenisms, like “I have tiger blood and adonic DNA,” and “I’m an F18 bro. And I will destroy you in the air and I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.”
The MaSheen is just the latest mobile application to grab headlines. Below, take a look at a few other apps that caught our eye.
“Fastballs of Truth” features a series of Sheen videos and “Warlock Gear” offers a selection of Sheen swag.
If you want more targeted teachings from the actor, the “Magik Tiger” section dispenses advice after you ask a question and shake the device.
The app has at least one charitable feature, directing users to a foundation helping earthquake relief efforts in Haiti.
